How to keep mamma away from computer?

How do I keep myself busy when Mamma does office work?

Mamma says I am a cool girl, I don't trouble her much but understands her. Yes, I try to keep her away form computer, but that's only when I am bored of doing all below stuffs:

- Mess up home! (Sorry, I do it beyond your imagination, so please don't make any guess!)

- Clean up home (I mean, pour in a bottle of water on table/floor/clothes to clean, I hope you got it)

- Play with my toys and laptop.

- Open dish washer, shelves etc and take all utensils out, and cook 'biriyani and chicken'.

- Push all my dresses out from my wardrobe (which are categorized and folded nicely) and perform a fashion show.

- Mix up washed and to be washed clothes, and confuse Mamma.
- Iron pappa's shirt and my clothes (don't worry I don't plug-in the wire)
- Scribble everywhere with my 'Kayyoons' (Crayons)
- Jump up in the bed
- Take toilet roll/ kitchen tissue and tear it completely.
- Open up all shelves, drawers etc, mix up everything, take out all important cards etc out and hide those.
- Climp up sofa and change the 'air condition' settings and mode. Mamma will find it out when the room turns hot and suffocating, after a while.
- Take the broom and clean up the carpet (I mean, I should spill my food prior to that)
- Mess up contents in my accessories' box.

How to keep mamma away from computer?

Like mamma mentioned earlier, I don't like her sitting in front of laptop, but don't mind if she does any household chores. There are several 'tips and tricks' I use on and off to keep mamma away from laptop.

- I shout that "I need to pee/poo" every five minutes-Momma will get up to take me to toilet!
- Hmm, I 'feel' hungry very often and demand for something which is not available at home so that Mamma will sit near and pamper me.
- I will need to read books and insists mamma to appreciate for every word I read.
- Insist to call my grand parents, and talk them for a while and then handover phone to Mamma that she will take it forward.
- I will want to wear and remove my shoes every 3 minutes (even though I know to do it alone, I pretend that I forgot)
- I will need my puppy toys to wear dress and shoes- again I pretend that I don't know to do  it alone.
- I often feel 'pain' on my already healed wounds (the marks I must say)
- Every five minutes, I feel thirsty that Mamma needs to fill in my sip-up cup and then I pour the water on the floor, or table.(...shhhh)
- I may feel like hopping over a  chair- again I know to do it alone, but pretends that I forgot.
-  I will need Mamma to 'fill in the blanks' of the rhymes I sing.
- I 'suddenly' feel sleepy and demand that Mamma should cuddle/ gently pat on my body- but if I actually feel sleepy, I just lay down and sleep, no need to cuddle or pat on me.
- Turn off my Ball Popper toy and screams to turn it ON or demand that Mamma should manually push the balls out.
- I take my pants and tops off and demand that mamma should help me wear that. Again I take them off and cry. I continue this till I get bored of.
- I demand that I want to sit on the chair on which mamma is sitting and when she moved to another one I demand that I 'actually wanted to be seated there'.
- I will 'feel' like taking a ride on my stroller inside my home. And you know, I won't get down from the stroller at all. [Of late, Mamma has decided that she won't take stroller inside home, so it is permanently in the car dickey, and hence this is 'on hold' as of now.]